The New Enhance US Trooper.
I am Matt (the hat) resident hedgehog and all round talker-type thing. I greet you today in the name of flaming pants!
The new enhanced US troops are proven to be battle ready and hardy, plus they don't answer back.
Not to worry, for I give you the power of [POINTING AT SILLY AMERICANS] now go forth and change the [SILLINESS LEVELS] in the name of the pink grapefruit.