I am as ever Matt (the hat) resident human. I greet you today in the name of the stupid government overspend!

I actually have something of large importance (or small in Tony's case). However, you should know by now that I like to be funny on this blog.

Tony Blair explains to the public that his man-hood (although small) is in fact nine times large than his brain.

He went on to say that if he had twice the brains and if they were really good gun powder with the aid of moderen techniques he could perhaps make his ears pop.

He also explained how by useing the CSA he could "take money off of men who have kids as they have yet to protest so far (apart from those guys with the flour, I hate them - they must pay!)".

He now faces questions on how much money (£456 million) they have spent on the CSA computer system that a year and a half later couldn't even work out a sum I could do with a pencil and a few moments with an old evelope.

The Current CSA computer system is quite frankly useless which is ok realy because the CSA is just the same - a fuzzy idea that'll never work and jsut costs money.

SERIOUSE NOTE: More men have commit suicide for reasons connected to the CSA than for any other single cause. The fatality rate has shot up since Thatcher implemented the idea of CSA and continues to rise year on year. How much more will the "painters of weeds" in the House of Commons spend perfecting the "man tax"?

Not to worry, for I give you the power of [THE VOTE] now go forth and change the [SILLY IDIOTS IN POWER FOR OTHER SILLY IDIOTS] in the name of the pink grapefruit.