I am pleased to announce - I DID IT -yesyesyes!!! 

H'oh yes! 50,000+ words 30 days and I did it.

you can read the story in all it's glory on the blog I created for just that purpose. I'll post the last 9 chapters shortly. 

"Honestly Gordens rear end was this big by the time we found him." The US and the UK conspire to explaine the result of an attaack of angry voters who had had enough stealth taxes. 

I'm all ears 

Tony explains to the press that if his man hood shrinks any further than the sugens are going to cut it off. 

They're this big! 

You! Today it is all your fault, now stop fixing that tumble dryer and pack your bags.  

"That woman has fine firm buttucks and I will spank her ass on public TV is she thinks she can... oh try to look normal we're being filmed." 

In a sudden moment of honesty tonys much favoured left hand demonstrates his true motivation. 

My bollocks are here!
No, honestly they are both here just behind my tiny man-hood. 

I do not think this needs a caption. 

In a shocking interview these two doctores attempt to discribe to the crowed the size of Tony blairs "man-hood" useing his left testical as a frame of reference.

The male doctore was heard to exclaim "you'd have to magnify his chads this big before you'd see his pecker." 

Government officials deny underfunding issues on britsh railways 

Damn it this should have a rib tickling caption.

Ideas any one? 

A world crisis was narrowly averted when the Sadam brothers attempted a daring series of bank robberies in order to fund thier next bid for world domination.

"We are extreamly releaved it is all over" said one leading general

"What had us particularly worried was that we had lost the keys our WMDs and suspected that these two boys might have found them."

"Fortunatly it turned out that there are no such things as WMD." 

The youngest member of the conservative party celabrates another birthday with the words "how many is that now? I've lost count."
Conservative spokespersons have repeatedly denied that the party is a withered tired thing out of touch with the youth of today and particularly with reality.
leading peer Mr Asthehill said recently in an interview "Eh? What's'at you say, speak up son." 

Fresh doubts were raised today concerning the apropriateness of the appointment of the new minister for the CSA. The govenment denys all suggestion that this marks the end of a long yet satisfying campaign by extreamist faminist groups. 

This news just in. After Labour spokepersons were over heard saying that the conservative party was dull and uninteresting leading conservatives missunderstood their attempts to liven up thier parties were not entirely sucessfull due to the conservative party being dull and uninteresting. 

Gorden Benit!

I am Matt (the hat) resident Joker and all round chatty-type genius. I greet you today in the name of the used crisp packet!

Once more I have something big to say and I will do it by being funny.


"My left one is still small but the right one is this big!"

In a deft move Gorden Brown attempts to take the heat off of his recent errors by competing with Tony Blair on genital size.

However this Freudian slip is revealed as God himself points out that the £7bn "black hole" refers not so much to the trifling matter of the over-spend in public finances this year and the tiny tax hike required to fill it but to Gorden's own rear end and the cost of corrective surgery once the so called "back bencher's" have finished with him after the conference.

Analysts concede that Gorden could actually be talking about the size of his backside after voters show him what they really think of his new stealth taxes.

Not to worry, for I give you the power of [SPANKING] now go forth and change the [UN-TANNED BACKSIDES] in the name of the pink grapefruit.

Hey! You're not my wife! 

I am as ever Matt (the hat) resident human. I greet you today in the name of the stupid government overspend!

I actually have something of large importance (or small in Tony's case). However, you should know by now that I like to be funny on this blog.

Tony Blair explains to the public that his man-hood (although small) is in fact nine times large than his brain.

He went on to say that if he had twice the brains and if they were really good gun powder with the aid of moderen techniques he could perhaps make his ears pop.

He also explained how by useing the CSA he could "take money off of men who have kids as they have yet to protest so far (apart from those guys with the flour, I hate them - they must pay!)".

He now faces questions on how much money (£456 million) they have spent on the CSA computer system that a year and a half later couldn't even work out a sum I could do with a pencil and a few moments with an old evelope.

The Current CSA computer system is quite frankly useless which is ok realy because the CSA is just the same - a fuzzy idea that'll never work and jsut costs money.

SERIOUSE NOTE: More men have commit suicide for reasons connected to the CSA than for any other single cause. The fatality rate has shot up since Thatcher implemented the idea of CSA and continues to rise year on year. How much more will the "painters of weeds" in the House of Commons spend perfecting the "man tax"?

Not to worry, for I give you the power of [THE VOTE] now go forth and change the [SILLY IDIOTS IN POWER FOR OTHER SILLY IDIOTS] in the name of the pink grapefruit.